unearths:

IM GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER AND PRETEND THE STRANDS OF HAIR IM WASHING ON MY HEAD ARE ALL ASSHOLES IN MY LIFE AND IM WASHING THE GROTESQUENESS OUT OF

i just called my hair grotesque in order to emphasize the amount of people on their periods and treating me like shit ok bye idkwhatimsayingwhatjusthappenedtomyspacebar

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

hazelgracelancaster:

when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and

boys